Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.
My family has no faith or trust on me. What wonderful feeling.
Happy Birthday Gramma! Brunch it is!! #lotsoflove (at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store)
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
"Watch what you’re doing, James!" Lily exclaimed, pushing his hand away from his cauldron. The potion inside was bubbling furiously, and she glared at him.
"Sorry Evans," he said, abashed. "It’s just hard for me to focus with the most beautiful potions expert standing next to me," he explained with a grin.
Lily blushed, but tried to keep her expression stern. “Just… try not to blow up your cauldron, Potter. I like my eyebrows as they are.”
"Me too," James agreed, still grinning as he continued dropping ingredients into his cauldron.