someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
wafflability: adambutton: santaruby: who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero? Deadpool Who’s his favourite? Green Lantern Oh my god
i will be there al amanecer.:... →
montypythonandtheholyblog: Asylum of the Daleks has just aired on BBC and the character of Oswin Oswald has been introduced. Steven Moffat has planned her story to be so closely related to Rose and TenToo that there cannot possibly be a 50th anniversary special without David and Billie. He phones both of them, explaining his ingenious plans. He is so caught up in describing the paradoxes his...
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
harrypottersmum: How often did Lily orgasm when she had sex with James? Always
The Low Cal Calzone Zone: themarginistoosmall:... →
themarginistoosmall: oswininthesnogbox: bowtiesandcreamtea: themarginistoosmall: beautifullittleweirdo: themarginistoosmall: themarginistoosmall: Jaime Lannister has sex with a French person Gémit Lannister Jaime Lannister becomes the anchorman for…
thespacegoat: zacksplosion: gimmegrimmy: thecityofpawnee: nerdmodeactivated: tea-in-the-tardis: bakuraryou: OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN. SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND. We don’t have those in America...
drarna: im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
TV, what are you doing to me tonight? I am not supposed to cry during SNL but I just sobbed during that last five minutes. And then Orphan Black just messed my heart up. Don’t even talk to me about the feels over Doctor Who’s finale. /done